Tuesday, September 11, 2007

that wretched contraption

Maybe when I get my Macbook, I'll have a pc smashing session

My friends, if I don’t get a Mac soon, I’m going to go over the edge. I don’t think I can properly put into words how much I loathe Microsoft. Even once I have my beautiful new Mac at home, I will still on occasion have to work on a PC. I currently work in the library at school and I am being forced to work not only on a PC, but a PC with Office 2007, a program most assuredly designed by Satan.

They have asked me to redesign some of the pamphlets and such for the library and I was happy to oblige, but oh how I long to be working in InDesign. That longing is equally matched by my intense desire to rip this vile machine from its cords and toss it out the nearest open window. Or, better yet, through the nearest window. Glass shattering as this demon device plummets to its death below would be much more dramatic.

Fortunately, my father has agreed to help me buy a shiny new Mac around Christmas time. Of course, that will all depend upon how many checks are rolling in (my dad owns his own consulting business). Whether I have his help or not though, I will be getting a Mac soon. I have to. For my health.

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