should we ever meet, become great friends or lovers, and decide to spend a lot of time together doing many wonderful things, you should know one thing: unless you are a military strategist or otherwise world domination boardgame champion, you probably shouldn't play Risk with me. because i will smoke you. don't take it personally, it's just the way it is. now, i'm not saying i won't ever be defeated. i'm just saying it hasn't happened yet.
i always play the black game pieces so my friends and family who have played Risk with me call me the Black Plague. i don't know if this means anything about me personally. i think i'm a relatively nice person. i care about other people and their well being. but, i play Risk to win. i kick tiny plastic army butt.
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